SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN

EQMM regular Pat Black returns in our Jan/Feb issue with the story “Santa Dash in Blue.” Learn all about the Glaswegian Christmas tradition that inspired this latest story, along with some of Pat’s favorite Christmas television programs from the UK in this delightful Q&A

Ellery Queen Editor: How did you come to write this story? What was the inspiration and/or what are the techniques you used?
Pat Black: “Santa Dash In Blue” is part of the ongoing multiverse of anthologies that mostly live in my head. One of these is “The Gigantic Book of Christmas Stories”. I love to write festive stories; I knock off a couple every year. Another multiverse anthology is, “The Big Book of Inspector Lomond Stories”, and many of these have appeared in Ellery Queen. How to get these two crazy kids together? I thought.
It’s based on the annual charity Santa Dash that takes place in Glasgow every year—a 5K run through the city centre, with the runners dressed as Santa.
The irresistible thought: what if Lomond was looking for one of those Santas, if he’d committed a crime? How would he identify him, or trick him into revealing himself?
But, being Lomond, being Glasgow, and being Christmas, it’s not quite as straightforward as a cop chasing a criminal.
I love Christmas . . . perhaps not quite as much as I did when I was five, but it’s getting there. I’ve thrown myself into it, with my nieces and nephews, way before I became a dad. My mother loved Christmas, and I want to pass that joy on. There was a time, though, when I didn’t like Christmas much at all. I’d either dodge it with work, or the pub. I regret, oh, one of these choices… one and a half, maybe. But I know that with the darker days, there can be dark thoughts, dark memories, dark prospects, and painful reminders of all the people who can’t celebrate with us. If I’m not careful, these can still sneak up on me. It comes with the territory. Or the Celtic genes. Or maybe it’s a lack of vitamin D. I’m not sure. Either way, I think that there is more than one reason we follow our star at this time of year, why we put the lights on, and why we seek them out, and why we celebrate them.
And, if any of my characters are Santa, it’s Inspector Lomond. 
So, from me, and Lomond, to every Ellery Queen reader, I hope your turn out of the darkest part of the year (in the northern hemisphere, anyway!) is peaceful, happy and a feast of fulfilled wishes. Here’s to you.

EQE: When you’re not writing, what do you do with your time? Do you have other artistic endeavors or anything you’d like to share? Do those activities influence your writing or reading?
PB: I don’t have much spare time; I work full time, and I have two young children, so free time is at a premium, or utterly non-existent. School, clubs, swimming, karate, theatre group, Guides, Beavers . . . all the birthday parties . . . it doesn’t stop. And I am thriving with it.
I like to say I have to steal my time to write, and it sometimes gets a laugh, but I’m not so sure I have the time to steal any more. It’s a blessing. I’m busier, but also happier than I’ve ever been.
I do take time to run. I’ve got one of these fitness trackers (one of my multiverse anthologies is The Big Book Of Fitness Tracker Horror Stories), and it’s a great way to keep an eye on the numbers – heart rate, breathing rate, skin temperature, midichlorian count, days left until next lycanthropic episode, all that stuff. If you suggested I was a fitness freak or health junkie I might die laughing, but I do have wee targets to hit, and levels I don’t want to fall to. Running is the high I was looking for all along; I hope I am always well and able enough to do it. I didn’t say I was fast, mind you.
But staying alive is not really a hobby, is it? Damn. Well, I love playing daft games with the kids and making comedy videos. These make me laugh now, never mind when I look back on them when I’m old.
There’s a part of me that kids myself on I could write and perform music, and also that I am a good artist, but I have a suspicion neither of these things are true. In my head I can dance, too, but that is definitely untrue.
As I said at a recent writers’ panel, if you ask me to draw a car, I’ll start to draft one of those Stickle Brick numbers. Mind you, the compere of the panel told me, “No—you are an artist, because you drew something,” and that got me thinking. I’d love to take a class, move the muscle a bit. I want to be Bob Ross, is what I’m saying.

EQE: Do you read and/or write mainly short fiction, or do you read and/or write at other lengths as well?
PB: I write short stories, novels, novellas, novelettes, plays, poems, and on increasingly rare occasions I can be persuaded to construct off-colour limericks. The idea that I’ll never be able to complete all the projects that live in my head genuinely disturbs me. Well, here goes anyway:

EQE: Share a book review, movie or television review, or interview with us. 
PB: Going back to the top, there is a beautiful short story by Truman Capote that has become a festive perennial for me. I first encountered “A Christmas Memory” on a TV adaptation that was shown during the blessed, slow days of the school holidays. Buddy and Sook’s adventures together enchanted me. I got the weird melancholy of it, the sense of oddbods living their best life, such as it is; and deeper yet, that idea of time running out, that you have to cherish your precious days with loved ones, and always fly the kites, always make the fruitcakes—and send them to FDR if you must. I understood this, even when I was way too young to worry about such things.
This memory of watching the TV movie always stayed in my mind from childhood. Of course, it’s a very famous story by a very famous writer, but I didn’t know that until recently. I think Truman Capote would have loved that, had he known. It’s widely anthologised, you’ll find it no trouble if you care to look, and I think you should. It’s a beautiful piece of work.
Another key memory for me is The Box Of Delights, by John Masefield. Many people in the UK of my generation have an indelible memory of the TV adaptation by the BBC from 1984—at the time, this was the most expensive drama ever made by the children’s department. It was a thing of magic and wonder, with its snow, its English country house, its steam trains, its home-for-the-holidays excitement. And then there’s the wolves, its sword-swinging Arthurian interludes, its gorgeous hand-crafted animation, its gratuitous use of a Patrick Troughton as the twinkly-eyed Punch and Judy Man, and Robert Stephens helping himself to generous mouthfuls of scenery as the gleefully nasty Abner Brown.
I rewatch the series every year, but John Masefield’s original inter-war years classic is worth a read, too. I’ve got an edition of it right beside me as I type (with Quentin Blake illustrations, if you really want to treat yourself). I’ll have to steal some time to open it, too. It’s all about the magic, and keeping it alive, and passing it on. That was my most magical Christmas, one I keep coming back to in my mind. I had just turned eight. My youngest kid has also just turned eight; I hope I can give my wee ones a Christmas as good as the Box of Delights Christmas . . . The ones they’ll always remember.
Enjoy your festive season, everyone, however you celebrate it, and whatever you’re celebrating. Get together, have fun, and, if it’s not too painful, remember the ones who can’t be with you.
Dickens was definitely onto something . . .

Pat Black is the author of the Inspector Lomond series. The Glasgow detective made his
debut in Ellery Queen in 2019, and has gone on to star in a novel, To Pay The Ferryman. The
second Lomond book, Jack-in-the-Box, is out in February on paperback, ebook and
audiobook.
Pat lives in Yorkshire now with his wife and children, but will always belong to Glasgow.
Catch up with him here:
Twitter: @patblack9
Instagram: @prblackauthor
Threads: @prblackauthor
Bluesky: @prblackauthor.bsky.social

Tapani Bagge is a prolific mystery-fiction writer who has penned over 170 books, including novels, short story collections, and works of young-adult fiction. He makes his EQMM debut in our Jan/Feb 2026 issue with “The Yellow Dog,” translated by EQMM regular Josh Pachter. In this blog post, Bagge discusses the history of Finnish crime fiction while highlighting some of the most important crime-fiction authors and stories to originate from his home country

While Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Murders in the Rue Morgue” (1841) is usually acknowledged as being the first true detective story and Wilkie Collins’ The Moonstone (1868) is generally considered to be the world’s first crime novel, crime fiction in Finland is a comparatively new phenomenon, dating back to shortly after the turn of the Twentieth Century, when journalist R.R. Ruth (writing as Rikhard Hornanlinna) published two booklets of Sherlock Holmes-inspired short stories about private detective Max Rudolph in 1910. Verinen lyhty (The Blood on the Lantern) by Jalmari Finne, the first Finnish crime novel, followed in 1928; it’s an entertaining countryside murder case featuring the actual forensics of the time.

The 1930s saw the first appearances of two great detectives, Martti Löfberg’s Inspector Kairala and Mika Waltari’s Inspector Palmu. Waltari also wrote some excellent noirish short novels, including 1937’s Ei koskaan huomispäivää (No Tomorrow). The first Finnish police procedurals were written by Hugo Nousiainen, himself a detective; his best novel, Yöpäivystäjät (Night Watch), published in 1949, is downright noir. And Jorma Napola created the first Finnish hardboiled private eye in 1962, with Ruuvikierre (The Turn of the Screw).

From 1956 to 1984, Finland’s mystery scene was dominated by Mauri Sariola’s Inspector Susikoski, though 1976 saw the beginning of a new era of police procedurals, when Matti Yrjänä Joensuu—a policeman well-versed in the works of Dostoevsky—wrote Väkivallan virkamies (An Official of Violence).

Leena Lehtolainen was one of the first Finns to write crime fiction from a female police detective’s point of view; her Maria Kallio series began with Ensimmäinen murhani (My First Murder)in 1993, now numbers seventeen novels, has been published in twenty-nine languages (including English), and has been adapted for television in a two-season series that’s available on Prime Video.

Harri Nykänen put criminals center stage in 1986. He’s best known for his Raid series, about a contract killer with a kind heart. And my own Hämeenlinna Noir series—which consists of nine novels published between 2002 and 2018—depicts the exploits of crooks in my hometown of Hämeenlinna (about an hour north of Helsinki and also the birthplace of the composer Sibelius).

More recently, Seppo Jokinen wrote a long and dependable procedural series about Inspector Koskinen from 1996 to 2025, and Jarkko Sipilädid the samewith his Helsinki Homicide series from 2001 to 2022.

Today there are a slew of policemen, both former (Marko Kilpi, Christian Rönnbacka, Kale Puonti) and still on the force (Niko Rantsi), writing great crime novels. And a few authors—such as Markku Ropponen, Antti Tuomainen, Tuomas Lius, Joona Keskitalo, and me—are producing crime fiction with a humorous bent, a la Donald Westlake and Elmore Leonard. I should also mention JP Koskinen, whose Murhan vuosi (The Murder Year) is a superb twelve-part-series that can be read separately or as one long novel.

Two rising trends in contemporary Finnish crime fiction are cozies and historicals. I pioneered the latter in 2009 with my first Väinö Mujunen novel, Valkoinen hehku (White Heat). The first four books in that series followed Mujunen and Finland into the Second World War and then out of it. There are now ten novels in the series. My first story in EQMM is “The Yellow Dog,” which was translated by Josh Pachter (who also helped me with this blog post). It follows Mujunen through his first case in the Helsinki Burglary Squad, in the summer of 1927. Later in the ’20s, Mujunen worked in the Murder Squad, then beginning in 1930 in the Finnish State Police, and after the Second World War as a private detective. The most recent novel in the series, Lyijynharmaa taivas (Lead-Gray Sky), is set in January of 1956, just before the presidential election that heated the nation.

So although Finnish crime fiction is relatively new compared to the work of American and British authors like Poe and Collins, our authors have made and continue to make important contributions to the genre. I’m pleased to be the first Finn translated into English for the readers of EQMM, and I hope there’ll be more of us in the years to come. As we say in Finland, “Tyvestä puuhun noustaan”, or “You have to start at the beginning!”

When Jackie Sherbow contacted me to ask me if she could buy my short tale “Detective Ellie Stone’s Nutty Halloween Murder Mystery” for the Nov/Dec issue of Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, it was the best treat of the year for me.  I made the first sale of my fiction-writing career to Janet Hutchings with “Three Calendars,” back in 2018, for EQMM’s Department of First Stories. I’ve been trying to make a second sale ever since!

To learn more about the editor taking over the helm of my favorite magazine, I asked her a few questions. — Angelique Fawns

(This interview originally appeared on Angelique’s Substack)

Angelique Fawns: You’ve been working at EQMM for almost a decade. How has the industry evolved?
Jackie Sherbow: The core needs of the writers, publishers, and readers in the short mystery fiction industry haven’t changed much since I began: Readers need cost-effective and accessible ways to subscribe and purchase; writers need paying markets; publishers need subscribers and revenue. But the way we all address these needs has changed: New technology, changing work and consumer styles (especially since 2020); new anthology markets; online journals. The question of “Will print survive?” has stuck around, but print is still here!

AF: What kind of stories are you keeping your eyes open for? How does your taste differ from Janet Hutchings?
JS: Janet and I have similar sensibilities and both take EQMM’s founding tenet to publish quality mystery fiction of all different subgenres to heart. We also have similar tastes, but mine is informed by my point of view as a queer millennial and a poet as well as the current socioeconomic climate. Janet published many experimental stories during her tenure, and I will be looking for that too among the traditional. I’m always keeping my eye out for characters and settings that stick with me.

AF: You are also a writer! Can you tell me more about your creations?
JS: Oh, sure! I am a published poet, short-story writer, and essayist. I am also working on a novel (of course I am! Who isn’t!?).

AF: Janet Hutchings mentioned to me that the majority of writers who submit to EQMM are male. Is that still true?
JS: Yes, it is—I haven’t done any math around it, but there is a higher percentage. As we all know, others have been habitually and purposefully gate-kept from publication and the literary community in general. As an editor—a gatekeeper myself—I am trying my best to make sure authors and readers from chronically under-represented communities will feel comfortable submitting to and enjoy reading the magazine.

AF: Do you have any tips for nailing the opening of a story?
JS: There are so many hard-and-fast style rules shared . . . I think the best thing to do is see those as options. Tool around with the opening using all the different advice writers get about it (Start with an image? Start with dialogue? Don’t give details? Give many details?) and see what works best for the story. If you can, workshop it with your writers’ group. In the end, writers, pick what you think works best! Keep the other options in your idea bank.

AF: Who are your influences, and what do you read/watch when not working?
JS: Believe it or not, I read mostly mysteries when not working. I like to read series written during the time I was born and came of age (so the 1980s to the mid 2000s). I also read poetry, nonfiction (politics, true crime, philosophy, instructional texts in a variety of areas) and listen to a lot of true crime podcasts. As for movies and TV, I don’t watch as much of those as I’d like. I tend to pick a show or film and play it frequently as background while doing other things. My early influences were things like The Westing Game, The Face on the Milk Carton, The Egypt Game, YA horror, and, you know, The Baby-Sitter’s Club. I read a lot of classics at a young age and my favorite was Jane Eyre. My favorite novel is One Hundred Years of Solitude . . . wait, what was the question?

AF: What’s next up for Jackie Sherbow? Dream goal?
JS: Having a hard time answering this one, Angelique, so I’m glad you asked it! If I were ever to have a dream job, it’s the one I have now. So let’s say I want to see EQMM on every bookshelf, and I want to continue to live in strong community with those around me.

In this special blog post, discover how O’Neil De Noux uses his hometown of New Orleans as a constant source of inspiration for his stories. Be sure to check out his latest, “The Human Form Divine,” in our [November/December issue, on sale now!]

Like other New Orleanians, I became intrigued with the story of Madame Delphine LaLaurie when I was a kid and visited the only wax museum in the French Quarter, the Musée Conti. The wonderful museum (now closed) included a haunting display of lovely Madame LaLaurie and the horrors surrounding her. The story of this woman stayed with me, prodded me to write about her. “The Human Form Divine” took a long time to write and re-write and re-write until I got it right. Madame LaLaurie was the personification of beautiful evil.

When I began writing mysteries, I started with what I knew best—police procedurals. I was a homicide detective and wrote hyper-realistic novels and stories about homicide work. Meeting Elmore Leonard and writers George Alec Effinger and Harlan Ellison and others influenced me to write different types of crime fiction—private eye, suspense, thrillers, cozy, and classic mysteries. My education includes a degree in European History which drew me to write historical fiction. I also write in other genres from science-fiction to fantasy, children’s fiction, mainstream fiction, horror, western, literary, religious, romance, humor and erotica. I have fifty books in print and over four hundred short story sales.

After Hurricane Katrina ravaged New Orleans in 2005, my wife and I moved to a small town across Lake Pontchartrain. When people here ask what I do, I pass them a business card and tell them I am probably the most prolific local writer they’ve never heard of. My job isn’t to be famous. My job is to write.

At the beginning of the 21st Century, I became an Independent Writer (an Indie writer) and helped form BIG KISS PRODUCTIONS, an informal co-op venture of writers, artists, editors, and an entertainment attorney-agent. We collaborate to produce paintings, sculptures, photography, novels, story collections, short stories and scripts. We own and control our art. As a novelist, I write my book, select the cover art and what is written on the back of the book. Indie writers do not surrender their rights to a publishing house and share their royalties only with the printer and distributor. Our books never go out of print. Our books are instantly available as eBooks, trade paperbacks and audio books. Sales are sometimes good, sometimes not so good, but we persevere.

Since I retired from law enforcement, I write every day and feed neighborhood cats, opossums, bothersome raccoons, the occasional fox (both red and gray) and turtles who love dry cat food. I read more and watch less television than I used to. I search for movies and TV productions without excessive violence, explosions, gore, ridiculous characters. As for writing genre-bending stories, I’ve written stories which are a blend of mystery and erotica. I prefer writing novels and stories set in the past. To me it’s a less frenzied time, far less crazy.

Recent publication? NAUGHTY PRIVATE EYE—the ninth novel in my Private Eye Lucien Caye series, set in 1954 New Orleans. It is inspired by the paperback books of the 1950s, so is its cover.

EQMM regular Joseph Goodrich gives us a fascinating history of our magazine’s long tradition of publishing poetry. Be sure to read Joseph’s latest poem “Two Men Discuss Murder on a Rainy Night Near Patchin Place” in [our Nov/Dec issue, on sale now!]

EQMM is no stranger to poetry. Selecting an issue at random—May 1977, which featured stories by Michael Gilbert, Thomas Walsh, and E. X. Ferrars, among others—the reader finds not one, not two, not three, not four but five examples of verse. Light verse, I should add; less T. S. Eliot than Phyllis McGinley, these and other poems published in the magazine over the years leavened with humor the darker tales surrounding them. Poems continue to appear in EQMM, albeit in a darker, less humorous register.

Poets are no stranger to mysteries. Edgar Allan Poe—the patron saint of the genre—was, of course, a major American versifier. C. Day-Lewis, Poet Laureate of England from 1968 until his death in 1972, published a series of elegantly written mysteries under the nom de plume Nicholas Blake. Day-Lewis was a friend and colleague of W. H. Auden, whose fearsome appetite for the form was revealed in an essay titled “The Guilty Vicarage.” Auden put his cards on the table:  “For me, as for many others, the reading of detective stories is an addiction like tobacco or alcohol.” Left-wing poet Kenneth Fearing added at least one classic to the canon—The Big Clock. Julian Symons not only authored dozens of novels and the ever-controversial history of the genre Bloody Murder but founded the magazine Twentieth Century Verse in 1937 and published two volumes of poetry in the late 1930s and early 40s. Frederic Dannay, founding editor of EQMM, was a passionate collector of volumes of poetry (first editions only, please!) and composed but never published a volume of his own.

And how could I neglect the fact that EQMM’s editor Jackie Sherbow is an accomplished poet who’s written so cogently of the links between poetry and the mystery on this very blog?

I make no claim for a seat at their table, but on occasion I’m seized by the poetic impulse—a sharp apprehension of some sort that crystallizes in verse. “Two Men Discuss Murder on a Rainy Evening Near Patchin Place” is the result of one of those impulses.

The last two lines of Archibald MacLeish’s famous Ars Poetica spring to mind at this juncture:

A poem should not mean

But be.

Explanation can take the mystery out of a thing; but if it has any kind of life to it—and I hope that “Two Men” has—perhaps some of the mystery still adheres after the author’s held forth. The desire to pay tribute, to acknowledge the work of others, is part of the ludic aspect of writing.

“Two Men” is a tip of the hat to poet and artist Kenneth Patchen (1911-1972). Loosely affiliated with the Beat Generation—though a generation older than Kerouac and Ginsberg—Patchen mostly labored in obscurity. A spinal injury in his twenties ultimately left him bedridden for the last decade of his life. He was taken care of by his wife, the steadfast and devoted Miriam, to whom so many of his books are dedicated.

I’ve “borrowed” the Patchens for my poem. “Kenneth” is the man the murderous duo are waiting for. Like his namesake, this Kenneth writes and paints and is married to a woman named Miriam. Like his namesake, he’s had more than his fair share of trouble.

You’d be correct in assuming that the poem’s location—Patchin Place, a cul-de-sac in Greenwich Village that has counted the novelist Djuna Barnes; John Reed, the journalist and author of Ten Days That Shook the World; and Marlon Brando among its residents—suggested Patchen as the putative victim.

There’s an even stronger connection to Patchen. The first poem of his I read was included in Dilys Winn’s Murder Ink: The Mystery Reader’s Companion (1977). It’s titled “The Murder of Two Men by a Young Kid Wearing Lemon-colored Gloves” and consists of fifteen words:  “Wait” repeated fourteen times, followed by the word “NOW.”

In 1958 Patchen recorded some of his poetry accompanied by the Chamber Jazz Sextet. Such pairings of “beatnik” writers with jazz artists were popular in those days. Patchen performs, among other poems, “The Murder of Two Men.” You can hear it here.

I hope you’ll give Patchen a read—or a listen. Or both.

The connection between poetry and the mystery, what the Private “I” and the Private Eye have in common, was neatly described by Fred Dannay in his introduction to Poetic Justice, an anthology of crime tales composed by poets from (as the front cover of the 1967 New American Library edition puts it) Chaucer to Dylan Thomas. “Poets,” Dannay observed, “bring order out of chaos. Detectives, in resolving mysteries, also bring order out of chaos. Things equal to the same thing are equal to each other. Therefore poets are detectives, and detectives are poets. Q.E.D.”

Both poet and detective are searching for the truth. Both, with any luck, find it.

Learn about some of the uncanny similarities between writing mystery fiction and comic books in this fascinating blog post by Gary Phillips, whose story “Dr. Morbilius” appears in our November/December issue, on sale now!

I’ve published a number of crime fiction short stories, and edited several themed anthologies. These include the award-winning The Obama Inheritance: Fifteen Stories of Conspiracy Noir and South Central Noir. My efforts have also included writing comics. Most recently was Cold Hard Cash for Comixology Originals. The escapade takes my outlaw cash courier character Martha Chainey from the novels Shooter’s Point and High Hand, and transported her for the first time to comics.

Writing a comics script is different than penning a short story. Yet in both mediums, economy is key. There’s not a lot of real estate to be verbose in a short story, and in comics, the words shouldn’t get in the way of the illustrations. The writer describes the frozen action from panel to panel, page to page, for the artist to render. Additionally, the writer not only has to write slug lines of dialogue, which the letterer realizes in word balloons, but they might also be writing a character’s inner thoughts as well. These used to be lettered as thought balloons, though nowadays are presented in rectangular caption boxes. Then there’s the thrill indicating a special effect which can pop out of a panel. For instance when a character uppercuts the jaw of another.

SFX: BA-DOWW!

Like with a short story, comics scripting requires a certain spareness and efficiency. Now you may have a sub-plot like in long form in a comics story arc, but generally the writer strives for less is more, the words in harmony with the visuals. For the artist is also a storyteller. Sequentials, the panels which usually read from left to right on a given comic book page, flow one to the other as the story unfolds. Comics artist-writer and past collaborator Dale Berry (who produced the first graphic short story “Not a Creature was Stirring” for Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine) made this pertinent observation in our essay on graphic novels in How to Write a Mystery: A Handbook from Mystery Writers of America. “The pictures can show one thing while the captions say another, different—and multiple—levels of narrative can be told at the same time.”

It’s a boon then for the writer working in prose to think visually when considering the prose to describe the characters, their actions, the settings and so on. If it comes alive in your head, this helps in making your depictions vivid. For entertaining references, I recommend the likes of artist-writer Darwyn Cooke’s graphic novel adaptations of some of Donald Westlake’s novels with his amoral professional thief Parker; Calavera, P.I., supernatural noir by Marco Finnegan Magallanes; the Stray Bullets saga by David Lapham and Maria Lapham; and The Good Asian by Pornsak Pichetshote and Alexandre Tefenkgi. These are all available in tradepaper collections and E-versions.

“Dr. Morbilius” in the November/December 2025 issue of EQMM is the first short story featuring Gary Phillips’ 1960s L.A. crime photographer Harry Ingram. Previously he’s appeared in the novels One-Shot Harry and Ash Dark as Night. Phillips’ website is: https://gdphillips.com for more of his doings.

From Dr. Watson to Captain Hastings, the iconic “sidekicks” of mystery fiction have always held a special place in fans’ imaginations. In this special post, G.M. Malliet discusses the literary function of these sidekicks in history as well as her own work, including her latest story, “The Get-Well Gift”

“I had of course offended Magdalene and I would spend some time doing penance for it, and the rest of my life avoiding any form of the word “involve,” in any language. Perhaps I would bring some flowers next time I came to her flat.

“‘Do go on,’ I said. ‘I understand she pleaded with you to help her.’ Magdalene gave the sort of magnanimous nod a queen might give a footman opening a door for her.”

These lines from “The Get-Well Gift” (EQMM, September/October 2025) capture something essential about the relationship between amateur sleuth Magdalene Duchateau and her son-in-law, Hewitt: a mix of admiration, exasperation, and deep-seated respect, at least on Hewitt’s part. (For one thing, Hewitt would never make the mistake of calling Magdalene an amateur anything.)

It also reflects a familiar dynamic in mystery fiction—the sleuth and their sidekick.

The sidekick is a foundational figure in detective stories. From Dr. Watson narrating Sherlock Holmes’s exploits to Captain Hastings trailing after Hercule Poirot, the model is consistent: the brilliant, often eccentric detective paired with a less brilliant, but often more relatable companion.

In “The Get-Well Gift,” Hewitt plays the role of the listener, the challenger, the gentle skeptic, and at times, the comic relief. His reactions help to ground the story. Magdalene’s often dramatic pronouncements are tempered by Hewitt’s practicality.

And when Magdalene can’t see the forest for the trees, it is often Hewitt who inadvertently helps her see the forest.

When she makes sweeping statement like, “I, who pride myself on uncovering the truth at any cost,” Hewitt doesn’t contest her grandiosity; he accepts it with a kind of indulgence tempered by long experience of her genius and keen sense of justice. This interplay humanizes both Magdalene and Hewitt, who sees his role as trying to protect his mother-in-law from the worst excesses of her vanity.

Rather than deliver long explanations directly to the reader, Magdalene explains herself to Hewitt, which allows for a more organic delivery of key plot details.

This is part of why sidekicks are so useful to writers. They create a foil for the detective, someone to question, misunderstand, and provide contrast. Hastings is not as brilliant as Poirot, but he gives voice to the reader’s confusion and assumptions. Dr. Watson, though intelligent, can’t always follow Holmes’s leaps in logic, which gives Holmes an opportunity to explain—conveniently, for the bewildered reader.

The sidekick also often serves as a moral compass or emotional touchstone, reminding both detective and audience of the human stakes in any crime.

Writing the several Magdalene Duchateau stories, I found that the relationship between Magdalene and Hewitt gave me room to explore both character and plot. Through their conversations, I could also drop in historical details of 1930s London without resorting to blocks of exposition.

Magdalene’s quip in “The Get-Well Gift” about fox ears (meaning dog-eared pages) not only reveals her less-than-firm grasp on English patois but underscores the generational and cultural differences between her and Hewitt. Their banter helps set the tone of the story.

Magdalene is not always right, at least not initially, but Hewitt’s perspective helps balance her often absurd certainty with thoughtful skepticism.

He becomes the reader’s surrogate, asking the questions they would ask, and voicing doubts they might have.

In the end, the sleuth-sidekick relationship is not just a literary device—it’s an emotional and structural pillar of the mystery story. In writing “The Get-Well Gift,” I found it indispensable.

Through Hewitt’s eyes, we see both the brilliance and the blind spots of Magdalene Duchateau.

And through their bond, we glimpse the human connection at the heart of every mystery.

Agatha Award-winning G.M. Malliet’s sleuth Magdalene Duchateau has appeared in a handful of stories in EQMM and The Strand and been nominated for several awards. “The Get-Well Gift” joins “The Unwanted Guest” (EQMM March/April 2025) in her foray into historical crime. “Something Blue,” the tale of a destination wedding gone wrong, was nominated for a 2023 Derringer and Readers Award. Her 7^th DCI St. Just novel (DEATH AND THE FINAL CUT) appears November 4 from Severn House. gmmalliet.com

Anthropologist Sue Parman returns to our blog with a fascinating essay exploring the peculiar relationship between cats in mystery fiction human psychology. Don’t miss Sue’s latest story “The Book of Dead Cats” in our September/October issue, on sale now!

Many years ago, I attended Book Passage’s Mystery Writers Conference in California. My main purpose was to spend time with my daughter, Gigi Pandian, who writes mysteries. As I wandered from one speaker to another, I noticed that cats got a lot of attention. “Save the cat” was shorthand for “make the protagonist do something that makes him/her sympathetic,” such as save a cat. And more than one speaker emphasized that whatever other mistakes the protagonist makes, he/she should NEVER kill a cat.

Which of course made me start thinking of ways in which I (as a writer) might kill a cat. After the conference I wrote three stories about a serial cat killer but was so worried about the American rule, Thou Shallt Not Kill a Cat, that I submitted them to a Swedish journal where they were warmly received and translated into Swedish. It took me another fifteen years to write the short story “The Book of Dead Cats” that was accepted by EQMM.

Writers are contrarian. Tell them not to do something and they immediately start thinking about how to do it. It’s not that writers are particularly antisocial or murderous; it’s that they find satisfaction in reversing expectations, i.e., generating surprise.

Surprise (The Random House Dictionary): “to strike with a sudden feeling of wonder that arrests the thoughts, as through unexpectedness or extraordinariness.” Surprise lies behind every creative spark, whether in poetry (e.g., Kay Ryan’s “Bestiary” about being “best” vs. “good”) or mysteries (who killed Roger Ackroyd?).

Perhaps killing a cat goes to the extremes of surprise. You would never find a dead cat in the cozy cat mysteries of Lilian Jackson Braun and Rita Mae Brown. Only a few American authors have had the courage to kill a cat. In 1843 Edgar Allan Poe wrote a short story, “The Black Cat,” thought to be the first to introduce cats to the mystery genre. His protagonist kills his pet cat, Pluto, in an alcoholic rage. Pluto is avenged when the police discover a second cat accidentally walled up with the protagonist’s murdered wife. Stephen King killed a cat in Pet Sematary but brought it back to life (a more surprising and creepier move than letting it stay dead).

Anthropologists have long been interested in the cultural organization of surprise, as when they study holidays that allow people to break rules and reverse normal expectations (commoners insulting kings, women dominating men, children dressed as nightmares demanding treats). As big-brained mammals we not only love surprise, we need it. Despite monetary incentives, subjects in sensory deprivation experiments (in which subjects are suspended in a tank of water or placed in isolation rooms in which sensory input is reduced) experience spatial and temporal disorientation, intensification of visual imagery, hallucinations, and deterioration in intellectual and emotional behavior.

Sensory deprivation derives its effects from a compromise that nervous systems in complex, learning-based organisms have made between the need to respond to information and the need to make the most efficient use of their information-processing capabilities. Neurons fire when appropriately stimulated, but continued response to the same information is inefficient. The process by which sensory receptors cease to respond to old stimulation is called psychological adaptation and is a necessary feature of irritable tissue. It is adaptive to ignore the touch of the bed on which one is lying so as to be able to respond quickly to the spider that lands on one’s face. But in the process of adapting, we set the stage for neurons firing together in increasing synchrony, a condition that if uncontrolled results in epilepsy.

During an epileptic seizure, bursts of synchronous neuronal firing disrupt normal functioning. So varied are the causes of epilepsy (fevers, tumors, blows to the head, hormonal changes at puberty, menopause) that it is reasonable to suggest that we are all susceptible to the pathological state of synchrony, but that some inhibitory process prevents normal neural activity from escalating into cerebral explosions. The extreme discomfort felt by people subjected to conditions of sensory deprivation reveals how seriously the mind takes this reduced stimulation. It appears that our brains require continuously varied activity. As I argue in my book, The Dream in Western Culture, during the night we deal with sensory deprivation (the soft bed, the reduced sounds, the banned input from cell phones and iPads) by dreaming. During the day, when faced with boredom (a symptom of sensory deprivation), we break up synchronous neural firing by orchestrating surprise. In other words, humans play.

The more advanced the species, the more frequent and diverse its activities of play. Whereas play seems to be confined primarily to early years among nonprimates, it extends into adulthood among the primates. Only humans play so frequently and diversely from birth to death, thus leading the Dutch historian and anthropologist Johan Huizinga to label humans not Homo sapiens but Homo ludens, Man the Player.

Play occurs as a form of disjunction with some ongoing activity, as when children are released from some monotonous task or students celebrate the end of university semesters with dances and mind-altering celebrations. Anthropologists have studied cyclical and noncyclical rituals, such as Ramadan and Mardi Gras, as institutionalized forms of play that often occur at junctures in the economic activities of the year. At the psychological level, individuals vary in their experience of monotony and change. The writer Isaac Asimov was able to write prolifically, he said, because when he got bored with one manuscript, he switched to another (one man’s work is another man’s play). Children put away childish games and move on to more challenging forms of altered consciousness. They put away “The Little Engine that Could” and pick up Nancy Drew mysteries.

For adult readers, like John Leonard who writes in his book Reading for My life, it is not baseball, video games, or horror films but reading that provides “transcendence, a zap to the synaptic cleft.”

Consider mysteries to be the perfect medication for your nervous system. Take two surprise endings at night (with or without cats) and call me in the morning.

EQMM regular Twist Phelan returns to our pages with “The Border,” available in our [Sept/Oct issue on sale now!] In this thoughtful essay, Phelan discusses the unique responsibility held by mystery writers to “confront uncomfortable truths about human nature, societal failures, and our own moral boundaries.”

There’s a moment in almost every mystery writer’s career when you conceive a story so dark, so audacious that it freezes your fingers over the keyboard. The premise makes you uncomfortable. The twist feels too devastating. The concept challenges not just genre conventions but human decency itself. Your internal editor whispers: Pull back. This is too much.

Don’t listen.

I’ve written many stories that might be considered on the edge: stories about rape in a nursing home, a parent murdering a psychopathic child, forced marriage as a weapon of war. Each time, I wondered, Is this the story that goes too far?

The answer was always no, because the story was honest.

Mystery fiction has always been society’s dark mirror. We write about murder, the ultimate transgression. Yet somehow we’ve convinced ourselves there are gradations of acceptability in depicting human evil. A serial killer who targets strangers? Acceptable. A parent who recognizes the monster in their child’s eyes? Suddenly we’re squeamish.

But our squeamishness is exactly why these stories need to be written.

The best mysteries don’t just entertain; they examine. They force us to confront uncomfortable truths about human nature, societal failures, and our own moral boundaries. When we self-censor, we rob readers of fiction’s unique power to safely explore life’s darkest corners. We become complicit in the very silence that allows these horrors to flourish in reality.

I’ve had an editor hold two stories for months, a third for over a year, while she wrestled with her discomfort. In each case, the editor eventually recognized the story’s power lay precisely in its willingness to go where others wouldn’t. Those three stories went on to win or be nommed for awards. I like to think it wasn’t despite their difficult subjects, but because of them.

The key is craft. Sensationalism comes easily, but honest exploration of difficult subjects requires precision and nuance. Every word must serve the story’s deeper purpose. Shocking elements can’t be gratuitous—they must be essential to the truth you’re revealing. Rather than simply surprising readers, your twist should recontextualize everything that came before, forcing them to question their own assumptions and prejudices.

The best mysteries don’t just entertain; they examine. They force us to confront uncomfortable truths about human nature, societal failures, and our own moral boundaries.

This isn’t about shock value. It’s about value, period. When we write about a nursing home rape, we’re really writing about society’s abandonment of its most vulnerable. When we explore a parent’s unthinkable decision about a dangerous child, we’re examining the limits of love and responsibility. These aren’t just plot devices; they’re invitations to necessary conversations.

Yes, you’ll lose some readers, the ones who want their mysteries sanitized, their moral questions pre-answered. But you’ll gain others, readers hungry for fiction that doesn’t insult their intelligence or coddle their sensibilities. Readers who understand mystery fiction at its best doesn’t just ask whodunit? but how could we let this happen? and what does this say about us?

The stories that haunt me as a reader are never the safe ones. They’re the ones where writers trusted their vision enough to leap into the abyss, where they chose difficult truths over comfortable lies, where they refused to pull back when the story demanded they push forward.

So when you find yourself writing the unwritable, remember: your discomfort is not a stop sign. It’s a signal you’re approaching something real, something necessary, something that needs to be said.

Write it anyway. Write it especially.

The world has enough safe stories. What it needs are writers brave enough to shine lights into the darkest corners, and readers courageous enough to look.

Dennis McFadden gives us an in-depth look at his writing process for his latest mystery,”The Tower at Coffin Rock,” which you can read in our July/August issue, on sale now!

I was sitting around not long ago with some time on my hands and started thinking I should write a story. I’ve written plenty, but take-off is always the hardest part. Some stories taxi down the runway, lift off and soar. Many more sputter and stall, chug, cough, wheeze and barely make it into the air, wings wobbling.

Ignition issues aside, it always starts with two decisions: What type of story? And, who are the main characters? The first decision didn’t take long in this case: I hadn’t written a mystery in a while, a literary mystery; one was due. I like ’em. They’re fun.

Next, I rummaged through the attic in my head and found an abandoned character under a pile of musty old magazines and faded book covers; his name was Jack Slattery, he was a sheriff, and he’d been on the verge of existence when his story-in-progress took a sharp left a couple of years ago and threw him off the wagon. (I’d been considering “Slattery Will Get You Nowhere” for a title. I still am.) Slattery was already gelling in my mind, having had a trial run; he was based on a hybrid of a couple of real acquaintances (coincidentally name Jack and John) and how they might have behaved had they grown up to become sheriffs.

When I started thinking about other characters, my first thought was Slattery needs a partner. A buddy story. A buddy story with a twist: the buddy would be a woman. A strong, smart woman with a good sense of humor who would make an excellent foil for the sheriff. Actually, I don’t know which came first: the traits I wanted, or the model for the character, Bobby Jones. The traits, and an old boss of mine, a wise, strong, funny woman, arrived at the scene of the crime neck and neck.

Then I spent some time panning for peripheral characters, sifting through people I know or knew, people I’ve read about, people I’ve heard about, people who are rumored to exist (yes, most of my characters are based on “real” people; those that are purely inventions usually come along during a story, not at the conception of it). These are the nuggets where Steve and Casey and Annie began:

• a long-ago co-worker who woke up one night, still drunk, to find his wife and his brother on the floor in the bathroom shivering their timbers (she left him soon after for his brother);
• a former acquaintance, something of a hippie, who, among other quirks, wore sandals year-round, rain, slush or snow notwithstanding;
• an ex-friend, a high school teacher, who boasted about the sexual conquest of a student (emphasis on the “ex” before friend);
• the falsie: when I was a freshman in college, I took a shy coed on a hayride and, much to our mutual embarrassment, encountered her falsie—which I did not pull out, nor wave about. Now I started thinking, what if I had? How might this shy little coed have reacted? What might she have done? Annie Reed was being born.

I left plot for last, where it belongs. After you know what kind of story you’re writing, characters should come first. Always.

I’d read a Donna Tartt novel featuring a water tower scene that stuck with me. I started to think about towers and their perilous heights, their inherent danger, my thoughts drifting toward towers of another sort, a sort more familiar to me. Around western Pennsylvania where I grew up, there are quite a few fire towers, from which lookouts keep watch for early, tell-tale smoke of wildfires; best of all (for my plot purposes) some of these towers are abandoned. In my youth we climbed one or two. (Fortunately, this was long before the day of risky, stupid selfies.)

Bingo. Down the runway, lifting off.

I invented much of the rest of the story. Not all of it. From my memory archives:

• the time when I was about six and tried, unsuccessfully, to fashion a loincloth out of washcloths and string; when it failed, my sister’s hysterical laughing and pointing added a nice, piquant flavor to my naked humiliation;
• my same sister, sixty or so years later, when we were possibly a little more mature, telling me about helping her elderly friend plan her own (the friend’s) funeral;
• another friend whose beloved dog he named Shuvee;
• my own dog, Bud, who was so dumb he caught rocks in his mouth, no matter how high in the air I tossed them (yes, I was just as young and dumb as he was);
• another friend telling me about her and her husband arguing over which way a rabbit in their yard was pointing—toward them, or away from them (she doesn’t remember telling me about this, has, in fact, completely forgotten the incident; I wrote it down);
• Casper the Ghost’s last name is really McFadden. I had the good sense not to use this, however.

Now the story, for better or worse, was in the air.

I called this piece “Building The Tower at Coffin Rock”; not “Creating” or “Inventing” or “Conceiving.” It makes you wonder (made me wonder, anyhow): How much of the making of a story involves actual creation? How much is invented from whole cloth? Conversely, how much is merely mined, excavated? Selected from among objects already lying around, waiting to be plucked up and put into place like a craftsman constructing a, say, tower?

Is there a difference? In the end, does it really matter?